30 de moduri Bill

XxX broken_doll XxX · Trimis: 29/09/2007 16:30 Titlul subiectului: 30 de moduri Bill

30 de chipuri prin care il poti enerva pe Bill Kaulitz

1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.
14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.
18. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.
19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.
21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
22. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’
24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.
25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.
26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.
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anda · Hilf Mir Fliegen Data inscrierii: 15/Mar/2007 Mesaje: 277

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